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Quinn Larrabee's avatar

Bath (noun): 60 to 90 minute of being immersed in a very specific but ultimately impotent ambient experience that you are told by the organizer will be profound, even though you will not be touched, or talked with, or fed, or even hydrated; the experience will conclude and you will feel drowsy, underwhelmed, and remorseful about having given $50 to person in a giant hat and a robe instead of just buying gummies and Cool Ranch Doritos.

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Andrew's avatar

Could you help me with the term “bath”? I’ve been invited to forest bathe, sound bathe, etc - I always bring a towel and I’m always disappointedly dry.

Also can the term psychedelic be used as an adjective to describe all nouns ?

Thanks for your help !

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Diana Hawk's avatar

oh my god this is iconic

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Lola Martinez's avatar

and what if the invite says there will be drugs?

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Quinn Larrabee's avatar

An invitation / ticket page that explicitly advertises "drugs" means that there will be ceremonial grade cacao, lions mane and cordyceps tea, and THC massage oil, and this magical 90 minute transformational connection journey can be yours for $180 (excl. Eventbrite processing fee and tax)

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Lola Martinez's avatar

must mean it's for unintentional, hedonistic delinquents right

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Chloe's avatar

Can you please define "quantum"?

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Quinn Larrabee's avatar

Quantum (noun): a very heady term for a very large polycule

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Elizabeth K Kelley's avatar

shaman (noun) a white woman with dreds and a trust fund who has access to the most potent frog medicine

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Quinn Larrabee's avatar

Could you connect me to her? I’m super out of frog meds at the moment

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Rachel Saslaw's avatar

This is exceptional

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Quinn Larrabee's avatar

exceptional (adjective): the potency of alchemic manifestation frequencies conjured during somatic breathwork sound ceremonies for conscious connection...also, thank you for reading, Rachel :)

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