The espresso section cracked me up. But you forgot to mention that the Italian time warp is reversed at the counter, and the Italian baristas are capable of making 20 espresso for different people in the time an American one uses to rinse his/her “cazzo”
This calls for an official edit! Excellent and insightful feedback that could only come from a son of the country that gave us Fettuccine Alfredo 🤌🏻 (seriously: thank you for reading and for this hilarious comment)
The espresso section cracked me up. But you forgot to mention that the Italian time warp is reversed at the counter, and the Italian baristas are capable of making 20 espresso for different people in the time an American one uses to rinse his/her “cazzo”
This calls for an official edit! Excellent and insightful feedback that could only come from a son of the country that gave us Fettuccine Alfredo 🤌🏻 (seriously: thank you for reading and for this hilarious comment)
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