The howl of the English Internet at "on a queue" compelled me to edit the text. I shall never again wrote (or stand) *on* a queue. Thank you for reading and for the kind words.
I’m in the process of going back through your posts. I’m glad that the issue of travel constipation is getting the thorough airing it so richly deserves.
Sorry (of course) but I have to correct a couple of things. “Pesky” is American; to English ears it goes with “varmint” as a refugee phrase from the Old West. And we stand “in” a queue, not “on”. There is no double-decker queue.
This reminds me of the observation (maybe here, maybe a tweet) that “queue” has very appropriate spelling: the letter at the front is important, the rest just line up doing nothing.
I am English. The first commenter is correct about pesky and being in not on a queue. Hair splitting though.
Every single word of this is true and also extremely funny.
The howl of the English Internet at "on a queue" compelled me to edit the text. I shall never again wrote (or stand) *on* a queue. Thank you for reading and for the kind words.
Great Britain is so great I moved to Australia 30 years ago. You’ve got your work cut out for you there…
I’m in the process of going back through your posts. I’m glad that the issue of travel constipation is getting the thorough airing it so richly deserves.
Doing what I can to make Europe european again and Great Britain great again by deterring American tourists.
Sorry (of course) but I have to correct a couple of things. “Pesky” is American; to English ears it goes with “varmint” as a refugee phrase from the Old West. And we stand “in” a queue, not “on”. There is no double-decker queue.
This reminds me of the observation (maybe here, maybe a tweet) that “queue” has very appropriate spelling: the letter at the front is important, the rest just line up doing nothing.
This is spectacularly useful and clever feedback, sir. Thank you for reading. I’ll never again look at the word “queue” without think of this.
Your droll observations are not entirely without merit.
This is the highest praise imaginable in the UK. [sheds single tear] Thank you, sir.
I lived in the UK (England) for most of my adult life and none of these twee bullshit things exist. The real UK is not Paddington or Benny Hill.
But the world loves twee bullshit things, just like the world loves Times Square and dirty water hot dogs even though New Yorkers hate them