Your LinkedIn 2024 WRAPPED

You were humbled and honored a lot this year!

Welcome to your 2024 LinkedIn Wrapped!

Number of times you were “humbled and honored to share the news” of an industry award that you paid for: 9!

You were humbled and honored 12% more in 2024 than you were in 2023, but 39% less than you were in 2022. You are in the top 54% of humility and honor in the San Francisco Bay Area!

Photos you posted of yourself speaking at conferences that you paid to speak at which were taken by a lower ranking colleague with whom you have a slightly inappropriate relationship: 6!

Likes you received from an administrative assistant that you didn’t even directly work with 14 years ago who has not changed their profile photo since you briefly overlapped at a company that you removed from your Experience that was the subject of several lawsuits and filed for bankruptcy ten years ago: 31!

Years since you updated your profile photo: 8!

Number of times you fabricated accomplishments in your Experience: 23!

Unsolicited offers in your Other mailbox that you did not open from growth marketing agencies, headhunters, and outsourced IT providers who are all named Raj: 491!

Messages you sent to people who you suddenly need who have sent you really lovely messages over the years that you never responded to because you didn’t need them at the time: 11!

Responses you received to these messages: 0!

Connections you made on LinkedIn that generated any kind of business advantage: 0!

Amount you were charged for LinkedIn Premium because you forgot to cancel it yet another year: $671!

Based on your job profile, you are 85 times more likely to be automated by AI in 2025 than a carpenter and 300 times more likely than a housekeeper!

Congratulations on your humbling and honorable 2024 on LinkedIn!