Trump thanks Gen Z progressives in presidential election victory speech

President Trump gives credit to young social justice warriors for his narrow win against Biden in the 2024 election

November 8, 2024

Here is the audio recording and text of the speech Donald Trump delivered when he became the President-elect of the United States of America again:

Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. All of you. Oath Keepers, where are you? There you are - we did this. And my Proud Boys? Wave your hands - these lights. Hard to see anything. Congressman Chansley, where are you out there - ah, I see you, wearing the horns. Nice touch. Congratulations to you Jacob, you ran a fantastic campaign – you’re a great American. Ah, right next to Marjorie – I know you wanted to be on the ticket, but we needed you right where you are, and you did an incredible job. Great job. Huge contribution. Of course thank you to Vice President DeSantis. We definitely could have done this with really anyone, you know, with a pulse. I’m just kidding Ron, we appreciate how dutiful you are, loyal. You saw the light, you fell in line, and we’re going to do great things together, believe me, it will be great having you behind me.

I’ve just received calls from Joe Biden and Robert Kennedy. They congratulated us. They admitted defeat and pledged allegiance. I congratulated Robert on winning almost thirty per cent of the votes that would have gone to Joe. Pretty good for a guy who doesn’t wear shoes. I reminded him to get his Covid booster. I’m just kidding, folks, we know Bobby’s views on vaxxing.

I also got phone calls that I didn’t answer from the other bozos, the losers - the whackos who got crayoned onto ballots by the Gen Z progressives in Oakland with their special pronouns. Dopey, radical left social justice progressive whackos. No chance of winning. Zero. No, don’t boo - calm down, really folks. The progressives deserve our tremendous gratitude. They deserve a big MAGA thank you, really, for making it even easier for us to win. Right?

Think about it. All the progressive Gen Zs, who typically don’t vote, they stay home and make TikTok videos about how great Osama Bin Laden is. Like China wants them to. They preach about how America, our beautiful country, which will be so much more beautiful in a few years, a few more terms, about how this country needs to be dismantled. Demolished. Given back to, to people who - lets be honest - they lost it. It was a war, and we won, and they lost. So why should we give them our land? Some people win, some people lose. Gen Z wants the losers to not lose, because no one can win in socialism. Winning isn’t fair, right? That’s really what they think, these lost young people.

So, really folks. Let’s all say a tremendous thank you for - to all the Gen Z people out there who rallied for Hamas and protested against our Jewish friends and become the puppets of terrorists who want to destroy us. They’re so out of control, it’s so scary. But they made many, many people who might have made the wrong decision and voted for weak Joe Biden - they made them think twice. Weak Joe didn’t have the strength to lead our country out of this very sad time of radical left hate, and everyone who voted for us saw that. They were afraid to live in a country where radical progressives terrorized normal, good people with their cancel culture and socialism. And the Democrats babied these Gen Z progressive justice, the social justice communists just like their parents did. And even smart Democrats looked at that mess, and they said, is that what America is becoming? What a horrible mess. No thank you. So - folks, can we - on the count of three I want you to say a big MAGA thank you to the Gen Z progressives who voted for zeros and scared some sense into Biden supporters who decided they didn’t want to be the enemy and voted to make America great again. One, two, three - THANK YOU.

No but seriously folks, now is not the time for name calling. Now is the time for, to come together as, to unify as a country. Especially the progressive Gen Z people. We recognize that they need to heal, and some of them, really, they’re not well, believe me. They’ve been brainwashed by TikTok, by China, and by terrorists who hate us. They’re against everything but for nothing. They cancel people who don’t share their beliefs - they, they weaponize their beliefs. Trans this, trans that, gender is oppressive, tear down the patriarchy, dismantle America. They’re trapped in an angry, imaginary world, it’s so sad. We need to help them. So we will bring them all together and give them the help they need. We will start building the wall again to keep the wrong people out of our country, and we will put some people in our country today, who hate America, on the other side of that wall, or in other places outside of our country where they can stop hurting our country and hurting themselves, so they can heal. Gaza needs rebuilding now that the horrible war is over, and maybe, maybe these young people want to help. Just an idea, our team is looking into it.

But what really matters is that you people, who see the future - you voted for us. You knew what you wanted, what kind of country you wanted to live in, and you made your vision clear. All of you who believed in something, stood for something - an America with strong borders, good family values, freedom to build and grow a business and hire whoever you want, bathroom doors with pants or a skirt on them, and - most importantly - knowing that you won’t have to go through these rigged elections, these phony elections with fake news that waste time and waste millions and billions of your tax money. No more rigged elections, never again. Because we need more time to make make America great again, as great as it can possibly be. And it will take as long as it will take. You made your voices heard, and I’m not going anywhere until America is great again.

Thank you to my family. Thank you to my brother and sister, thank you to my children – Don, Ivanka, Tiffany, who am I forgetting. Barron, my youngest, my boy. Thank you. I love you all. Eric, don’t worry, we’re going to get you out. The witch hunt is finally over.

And the campaign is over, but our work is only just starting. We have a lot of work to do, all of us, for the American people, for the American dream. We will make this country better than you can imagine in the next decade and beyond. Thank you. Incredible.

Can you wait for the confetti? My - the hair, please, or bring out an umbrella. Yes, thank you. Ok, let’s do the music and the confetti.

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This is a cautionary tale. Please share it with someone who you think might vote for someone who isn’t named Joe Biden (or Gavin Newsom, if you believe the conspiracy theorists) so that we aren’t reading a similar transcript in 11 months. Also feel free share this with a Gen Z progressive who needs to shut the fuck up.